Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas!

Yeah, I may not be very PC to say it anymore, but you know what? That's the heritage I was brought up with.

Merry Christmas!

Not everyone celebrates Christmas, and that's fine - everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and celebrations, but is it right to ask me not to honor mine just because someone else doesn't? I don't think so. One of the key teachings of this season is peace and love.

So to each and everyone of you in this time of year, I say Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, or whatever your personal celebration is.

Lets all try and show a little common courtesy for everyone else out there and celebrate peace, love, and understanding.

Happy Holidays!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Just a Quick Update...

Almost 3 months since my last post? Damn...didn't mean to stay away so long!

So whats been going on? Gas is down to $1.39/gallon here in mid missouri...never thought I'd see that again!

I've completed 12 credit hours since I went back to college at the end of July and just started my next two courses. I'm sure they'll be fairly challenging as well...

I absolutely despise the Oklahoma Sooners. They have have now sunk lower than the Kansas Jayhawks on my sports-teams-to-hate scale. Why, you may ask? Not because they beat Mizzou in the Big 12 Championship game this past weekend. They are the better team and Mizzou has fallen back this season, our defense never really improved like we expected this season, yadda yadda yadda...

No, I despise them because when Mizzou was rolling up points on the scoreboard this year and last, Mizzou was criticized for doing that. We were being unsportsmanlike. We were rubbing salt in the wounds of our opponents. It wasn't fair to pile it on. Yet Oklahoma did the exact same thing to Mizzou saturday night, attacking on every drive, striving for more points, even though the game was well in hand by halftime. Were they criticized? No. In fact they were praised for being such a strong and aggressive team.

Even their starting quarterback, Sam Bradford, who played the entire game for Oklahoma, said in a postgame interview that they were sick of the MU players saying the last two times Oklahoma beat Mizzou, it was a fluke.

Excuse me?

Oklahoma's got some hellacious spin doctors on their staff because if it were true those statements had been made, they would have been all over the media all week long. Mizzou players know better than to give OU bulletin board material, in fact Mizzou players were nothing but respectful of the Sooners whenever they were asked leading up to the game.

End rant.

Next rant...

DePacco sucks. I'm removing all links for them from this page. I've met the minimum requirements for payout, yet their website tells me I have not whenever I try to request payout. Attempts to inquire about what may need to be done have gone unanswered for several weeks. Stay tuned.

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So that said, I'll end this post now. Happier times are ahead and I hope this message finds everyone in good health and good spirits!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

An Orgasmic Science

Wow...its been a long time since I've posted! Sorry about just sort of caught up with me after starting back to school. Which I really should blog about sometime.

But not today.

Today, I have something else to share...

Every now and then I get spam in my email where I look at the subject line, and say ok…fine, I’ll take a look at this one. So imagine my response when I received this lifescript newsletter with the subject line: In Pain? Have an Orgasm!

Just so I don’t get in trouble for plagiarism, here’s a link:

The article goes on to talk about women and orgasms. (Um…so why did they send this to me? Oh wait, it’s part of my How To…training. Shhh!!). Maybe its goodbye to that “Not tonight, I have a headache” excuse??

Here are a few excerpts and my comments:

For instance, women who liked vaginal stimulation were told that all orgasms are from clitoral stimulation, and we’ve found that’s not necessarily so. Clitoral stimulation is wonderful, but we’ve shown that women can have orgasms from many different forms of stimulation.

OK then. Sure, I can accept that. Lord knows I’ve seen enough movies, read enough news articles, written enough stories, read enough blogs to know that almost any object can become an object of stimulation for a woman, if need be.

Some women can experience orgasm with other body parts, like breast or neck stimulation, or even if no one touches them. In The Science of Orgasm we talk about how electrical stimulation of the brain can produce orgasm and how people can have orgasm during epileptic seizures.

Wait, what?? Epileptic seizures can induce an orgasm?? Electrical stimulation of the brain?? Sorry, those caught me off guard. But I will agree that orgasms can be brought on by contact with other body parts, not just genitalia, if the person knows how to just let their body go and let the experience flow through them. This is also true in men. I’ve always said there is more than one way to make love to someone and I have felt the euphoric rush from a passionate moment flow from my partner to me just from her hand touching my arm or shoulder.

The article then went on to talk about female ejaculation and the discovery of the “G” spot:

So a physician friend and I did 400 physical exams on women looking for this area of sensitivity and we found it in all of their vaginas, between 11 o’clock and 1 o’clock – if you’re lying on your back, 12 o’clock would be your belly button. We just went around the different spots of the vagina, stroking with a come here motion, and we asked, How does this feel? How does this feel? We’ve been lucky in terms of our research subjects. They’ve been very kind.

400 women?? Really?? I’m in the wrong line of work… Oh, but the main reason for posting the above paragraph was for the guys out there who just don’t know. Trust me, your woman will thank you. Or you can have her thank me. Either way, someone gets thanked. (Thanked, not spanked…well…unless you ask nicely maybe, I don’t know…)

But what about the part about being in pain? My neck, back, and feet are all really starting to bother me…

I knew that vaginal mechanical stimulation in rats produced a very strong pain-blocking effect, which was stronger than 10 milligrams of morphine per kilogram of body weight. That research was done by Dr. Barry Komisaruk and colleagues. I did my doctorate at the Institute of Animal Behavior. I was the only one who did human research there. We built a human physiology lab there, and that’s where we did the studies to see if the same thing would happen with stimulation of the G spot.We found that pressure on the G spot elevated pain thresholds by over forty-seven percent and pleasurable stimulation increased it by more than eighty percent. When women had orgasms, their pain thresholds went up by more than one hundred and eight percent. And there was no change in tactile or touch thresholds, which means it’s not a distractor and it’s not anesthetic. It’s an analgesic [something that alleviates pain, as opposed to causing loss of feeling in an area].

Interesting, but I’m betting a BDSM session didn’t break out….wonder how long this pain relief lasts?

I’ve studied whiplash pain, arthritis pain, post-operative pain, labor pain. The pain relief doesn’t last a long time. Only about eight to ten minutes

Damn…guys, hope you’re quick at recovery! If not, better invest in Duracell.

We use something called the Extra-Genital Matrix to help women map their bodies and to find different touches that are pleasurable to them. We list thirty-six body parts [from the scalp to the toes] and fifteen types of touch [from stroking to spanking, sucking to nipping]. We encourage women to use a scale of one to ten – ten being ecstasy – for what feels good and use negative numbers if they don’t like something.

I’m really wishing I’d paid more attention to science back in school. Here that kids? Pay attention in class!!

Finally, the article offers this off the wall take on Dr. Seuss:

How Sexually Adventurous Are You?Would you, could you in the dark? Would you, could you in a park? How 'bout in a car? Or in the restroom of a crowded bar? Some women prefer their sex straightforward and uncomplicated - missionary with the lights out suits them just fine. Others, more daring in their escapades, aren't satisfied unless they're swinging from the ceiling. Just how sexually adventurous are you?

If you’d like to find out, you can take the quiz here:

So after reading through all of this scientific information about a woman’s ability to shoot for the stars, I see that no information was presented as to whether or not a blowjob will help me not feel the pain from my back trouble or the ache in my neck and shoulders. And maybe, just maybe, intentionally stubbing my toe on my way to the bedroom might not be such a good idea. Perhaps we should get a group together and perform our own experiments? We probably won’t be able to post the results at any type of science fair, but I doubt we’ll mind too much…Comments anyone?

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

How is that life can be so up and down for people? I don't understand sometimes why things happen the way they do. I have always believed that things happen for a reason, but the reason for whats going on now completely escapes me.

I'm moving. That much you know, if you've read my previous posts. Yesterday, I got approved for an apartment that I found. Rent is good. Landlord was fairly easy to work with. My first months rent will be paid on Aug 6, my deposit will be paid on Aug 20. Not bad.

Except I have no utilities.

The local electric co-op wants a $250 deposit UP FRONT. Never mind that its the freakin' middle of summer and temperatures have steadily been in the 90's here. Nope. $250 up front to turn on the electricity so I can run the fans and air conditioning.

Oh yeah, and the water company wants $75. Up front.

I haven't even talked to the gas company yet. No sense in heating that water up if I don't have any.

I've made a small list of things I can sell that might get me close to that amount, but as of yet, no buyers.

wooden cabinet with glass doors
10-speed bicycle
accoustic guitar
wireless microphones with rechargeable batteries

Sigh. Don't make me throw my gas bbq grill in there too. We may need that to cook on for a week or two.

And my first night in the new place is Thursday night. is it that I can finally move out, I have a decent place fall right into my lap with a landlord that will work with me, only to be stopped dead in my tracks by the utility companies?

As my girlfriend would tell me, it will work out. And I know it will somehow. It has to. I've come to far to be stopped now.

Suggestions and donations are happily accepted...

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The Changes Keep On A Comin'

I'm moving on.

No, this isn't going to be one of 'song lyric' blogposts. I've done very few of those in my history and I have promised myself I would stay away from those unless it was absolutely necessary.

Instead though, these words pertain to another change in my life.

For the 3rd time in about a year, I'm moving. Again.

God, I hate moving. All the packing and unpacking, hauling boxes, multiple trips back and forth from the house to the car, upstairs, downstairs, multiple trips from the old residence to the new one.

Not to mention the search for housing - finding one that fits with the family, will it have enough space, will the bedrooms be big enough? utilities? neighbors? Will the pizza delivery gal object if you open the door naked? (oh wait....)

But this is a move that I kind of anticipated would be coming anyway. With public school starting up in about a month, and one child still to put through, I decided I wanted to make this move before he started so that I wouldn't have to transfer him twice.

And its also important to find a landlord that will work with us on deposits and such since its coming up so quickly.

Fortunately, I believe I have found a place already. A lot of people were willing to help me with searching through classified ads and I'm eternally grateful for that. Unfortunately, there were various little things about most places we found that made me unable to apply for those places. One such problem was deposits. Not knowing how much money I would have available to work with basically left me working blind. So I placed a classified ad on Craigslist and was contacted by someone who had a place available in the school district I needed AND is willing to split the deposit up for me.

So last week, I went to see the place and I had no real complaints. Sure, its not the best place I could find. The carpets were dirty, the bedrooms were a bit small. But the rent is right, the deposit terms were right, and all in all, its not that bad of a place. I can see myself living there.

I will turn in my application with them on Wednesday along with my application fee and we'll go from there. Wish me luck!

Monday, July 21, 2008

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Beginning a New Chapter in Life

Hello again. I thought I would make a quick post to let you know about something going on in my life. It's been quite some time and I really didn't think I would be in this position ever again in my life, but I am.

And you know what? It's kind of a good feeling, although a little scary at times.

Want to know what it is? (Deep Breath)

I'm attempting to finish getting my degree.

I am 44 years old with 3 kids and a good job. Yet I never finished college. In fact, I dropped out in 1987 after taking only 3 semesters at the University of Missouri and 1 semester at St Louis Community College.

I don't know yet how many credits will transfer over, but I'm starting out by going for my Associates degree in Business. After we see how that goes, I might go my bachelors degree. Like I said, we'll see.

I've signed up for online classes with the University of Phoenix. Originally, I only submitted the request for information from them because I was trying to complete an offer through cashfiesta and earn $50 (complete 4 offers, no credit card required and they send you a check). I figured I would just fill out the form and they would send me an email and maybe I would have to click on a link.

I never expected their office to call me.

I avoided answering the calls until I saw that they weren't going away so one afternoon I went ahead and took the call. The guy on the other end was an enrollment counselor and started talking to me about why I wanted to go back to school and what I was interested in doing. I told him I was just gathering information and wasn't really sure about it, couldn't afford to at this point in time and didn't really have time to take classes somewhere.

He then proceeded to tell me about the online program and financial aid obligations (student loans & Pell grants) and how I would not have any out of pocket expenses (with the exception of getting computer and internet access, which as we all can obviously see isn't much of a problem since I'm online posting this). In fact, if for some reason the financial aid didn't go through, I wouldn't even be starting classes!

So....I took another breath and said, OK. He sent me a link to the online application and a detailed explanation of how to fill it out. I faxed him a couple of forms so that he could request my transcripts from MU and SLCC and see what credits would transfer over.

That was all on Tuesday of this week. Two days ago. Yesterday I heard back from the bank on my student loans. Everything looks good and they are working with the school now to get funds to them. Anything over and above my tuition costs will be sent to me.

I have a new student orientation workshop next week and should begin classes on July 28.

Dear God what have I gotten myself into!

Stay tuned....

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Questions Answered, Installment 5 (after a bit of a delay)

Finally! It took a few days, but I'm finally able to answer your burning questions! So without further ado, here they are....
~BJ~ Lady of the Lake asks, "Do you have a fear of clowns? If so, any particular reason?"

No, no fear of clowns, LOL. You're probably asking in reference of my headline on my Yuwie profile page. (Can't sleep…Clowns will eat me). Truth is I don't always think as quickly as I would like and when I was setting up my Yuwie profile and it asked for a favorite quote, that was the first thing that popped into my head. I think Bart said it on an episode of the Simpsons once.

Feather Plucking Cheetah asks, "Who is on your "list?" As in your list of 5 people (celebrity people, that is) who you"do" if they came knocking on your door and your wife/sig other have to let you. (as seen on an episode of Friends, years ago.) A free pass, if you will."

You know, I started thinking about this question when I saw it posted the other day. Two people come to mind right off the bat. (Hint: they are former Idol contestants!) But coming up with three more was actually a challenge. I mean, sure its easy to walk down the street or go through my friend list and say, "I'd do her, I'd do her…" To narrow it down though requires some serious thought. So, this is the list I've come up with.

1) Carrie Underwood. I mean, come on. This gal is HOT. She's got a great voice and I would love to make her make some sounds that you don't get out of her in the recording studios. She also looks a lot like one of my ex girlfriends. And yes, I've already been given permission on my end. The trick is getting Carrie to go along with the idea.

2) Kellie Pickler. Yup, definitely up there in my list. I love the personality she presents in public. She's funny and sexy as hell. And I had a sex dream about her once….damn straight she's on this list!

3) Brittany Spears. Yes, that's right. I said Brittany . Say what you want about her, but there's just something there that I find attractive. And not just her boobs, LOL! Besides, if she'll do K-Fed, certainly I've got a shot…

4) Jenna Fischer. (Pam from The Office). Uh huh….its that down to earth quality that her characters seem to portray. Don't need the supermodel hot bod to have a good time. And somewhere under that good girl exterior is a bad girl waiting to get out!

5) Ivanka Trump. Daughter of The Donald. She's cute, smart, sexy as hell…and once daddy found out about it, he'd likely want to buy me off. Yeah, I'd do her.

Cheryl asks, "What made you decide to get a MySpace account?"

Originally, I signed up so I could keep a closer eye on my kids online activities. Then I thought, I could use this thing to promote my karaoke business (I used to own my own business from the mid-90's until the end of 2006). Then I discovered the blogs and all the wonderful friendships that developed as a result. Ahhh Good times!

Soogat asks, "If something gets sucked up by a black hole, where does it go?"

I've been afraid to get close enough to my ex wife to find out.

And, Soogat also asks, "If you had a chance to travel anywhere in the world where would you go and why?"

Bali is my dream location. But anywhere with clear blue waters, tropical atmosphere, nearly naked women, and a nice beach to relax on would be my destination of choice.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Glorious Days of a Mis-Spent Youth

Yesterday, I read a blog posted by one of my newest Yuwie friends, Dawn, in which she talked about an embarassing incident that took place recently involving diving into a swimming pool. I'll spare you the details but I can certainly share in her pain...

And here's why...

Back in my teenage days, I used to run around the small Missouri ozarks town of Mansfield with 2 of my cousins. One of them was pretty much always an accident waiting to happen (they used to light the fuse on a firecracker and sit and hold the thing while watching the fuse burn) and you would think that would send up a red flag with me,

Let me tell you about 3 separate incidents in my past that have probably removed a few days from my anticipated life span. I don't remember my exact age during these events, but suffice it to say that it was likely somewhere between the ages of 15 and 19.

Case number 1) Winter time. Sledding. Steep hills. Ahhh, I see a picture starting to formulate in your mind! It was night time and we had recently had a heavy snowfall and so one evening my cousins and I walked over to a hill on the east end of town. There was a long road going down this hill that was glazed over with ice and snow and looked perfect for sledding. No cars were out that night and we knew it was gonna be a great ride on our sleds. My cousin Brad went first and he rode his sled as far as it would take him. This is where we saw one slight problem in our plan. The walk back up the hill was incredibly long if we let our momentum carry us. So my cousin Garland went next and he found a snowdrift at the base of the hill that he could turn off into and stop and not have to walk back as far. Seemed like a good idea to me.

Anyway, my turn came and I took off down the hill, picking up speed fast. The ride was incredible and when I got to the drift where Garland had turned, I turned as well. However, I turned a little too sharply and rolled off the sled, laying there on my back in the snow. I thought about sitting up but something told me not yet. About a split second later, my sled came crashing down across my face, hitting me in the nose. It wasn't broken, but it hurt like hell! We decided to call it a night after that.

Case number 2) Winter time again, this time in daylight. I don't remember if it was before or after the above incident. We had been sledding in a friends back yard, down a hill that led to a small opening in a fence. On one side of the opening there was the wire fence and on the other, there was a snow covered woodpile. Well, my cousin Garland decided when I took off down the hill, he wanted to race me for the opening in the fence. We were running neck and neck and at the last minute, I cut him off and reached the opening first. Garland smashed into the woodpile.

Case number 3) Summer time at the swimming pool. I think I was 17 or 18 when this happened. We had been diving off the high dive and Garland started trying to do trick dives. He would hang off the end of the high dive, swing his body back and forth, release and turn his body into a dive while his legs were out behind his body. So of course we all had to try it.

I got up there and got into position hanging off the board. I started swinging my legs back and forth and it suddenly occured to me that if I released when he did, I stood a good chance of doing a belly flop and I didn't want to do that. So I released at the opposite point and headed for the water.

My head hit the water first. Barely. That's pretty much the only thing that went right. The next thing to hit was my legs. Just above my knees. On the concrete edge of the pool. Yeah, it hurt.

My cousins watching me said I looked like one of those cartoon characters as I slid slowly into the water. I realized how lucky I was as I came within inches of shattering my knee caps. Years later when I met up with them again and I got to introduce my sons to their kids, I issued a warning. I told my boys that if somewhere down the line these cousins tried to introduce them to new tricks and special dives that they should probably think twice about doing them and to use their best judgement. And to consider themselves warned.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Ask Me Anything!

It's time again...gotta keep this ball rolling! Time to Ask Me Anything!

I won't be around this weekend, nor will I be near a computer on Friday, so I'm starting to take questions now and I'll post my answers on Thursday.

If you are new to my site, this is the 5th week I've done this now and the questions coming in have been good ones. I invite you to ask me anything at all - serious, silly, scientific, sexual...whatever comes to mind. And I will post my answers to your questions on Thursday.

As always, if I don't know the answer - I'll make something up!

Sunday, July 6, 2008

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Asked and Answered!

Love will turn the Key asks, Would you ever get a tattoo? and if so, where and what?

I have been thinking of getting a tattoo for many years. The problem has been that I haven’t found one that I really like. I had thought of getting a Gemini symbol, but then I changed my mind on that one and decided that I wanted to get a Yin/Yang symbol. It would go on my back just below my left shoulder. But like I said, I haven’t been able to find one that jumps out at me. Maybe someday…

Stevie Exxxx asks three questions….

What is the highest number of women that you have you been in a relationship with at one time?

Well….I suppose first we should define “relationship”. I mean, are we talking serious dating or are we talking sexual relations? Let’s assume both, shall we?

Serious dating…
Hmmm…well, in an actual relationship, I suppose technically you could say 4. But in reality, only 3 of those women were actively involved with me. The fourth one lived several states away and we were never able to actually get together before going our separate ways.

Sexual relations…
Lets see….I would have to go way back and say that the most women I’ve had relations with at one time is 4 I think…and what a night that was! That was my first group experience (I wasn’t the only guy there though, so I did get some rest time, lol)

How many women would you have a relationship with at the same time if all the chemistry and all that were at peak????

Serious dating…
Just being with 3 was tough enough to find time for, so I don’t think I would do more than that. And that would be if all the equipment were working like it did when I was much younger! Lately though, I think I’m finding more happiness in a one-on-one setting…

Sexual relations…
Four was awesome. And if the chemistry and all that were at peak, I think maybe 3 at the most because I would hate for any of them to feel left out of the action. Sure they could pair off or take care of each other if they were into that sort of thing, but then they wouldn’t be having relations with me at the same time.

What attracts you into a new relationship with another woman???

Her attitude. The way she looks at me. The way she talks to me. The way she carries herself. I’m not someone hung up on looks to attract my attention, although she should probably maintain some level of cleanliness. Give me a look of desire, don’t be afraid to touch me. Kiss me like you mean it. And you’ll have my attention.

Heavensent54 asks, When did you KNOW you wanted to write? (to be a writer)

I wrote my very first short story back in 3rd grade I think. In 8th grade, I began working on my school newspaper and I think that’s really when it started, but no real aspirations or dreams of being a famous author. But in high school – 1981, in fact, I developed the outline for a book that is still a work in progress. It was 12 years later that I actually started putting the words down on paper. All minor events in my personal history. I mean, I’ve always enjoyed writing (I’ve been told I have a great imagination!) But it was actually a very short time ago, after I published my first book, that when I stepped back and looked at the finished product, I just really felt good about the accomplishment and I knew I wanted to do it again.

My daughter is currently helping me put the finishing touches on my 27-year work in progress and I hope to have it released by this fall – it’s a murder mystery and I’m real anxious to get this one finished! My third book is a collection of more erotic works and I hope to have it out by November.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Ask Me Anything...Installment 4!

I know, I know...It's Wednesday...Hump Day...not Thursday! But this Friday I don't plan on being anywhere near an internet access point (4th of July holiday, you know...). So we'll be playing Ask Me Anything a little earlier this week!

If you're not familiar with this game, this is your chance to ask me anything you like. Anything at all - personal, scientific, sexual, or just plain crazy. I don't care what it is - and I will do my best to answer it. I don't claim to be some big fancy know-it-all and if I don't know the answer you can bet I will make something up.

So put your thinking caps on and ask me anything!

Monday, June 30, 2008

Still Time to earn that Free Gift!

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Friday, June 27, 2008

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Ask Me Anything...Answered!

It's time once again for Ask Me Anything!

So first up, a question from someone who couldn't wait until Thursday to ask it, she had to ask it on Wednesday!

I'm on the 7-Year Plan asks, "in english....very plain english please.......explain the whole yuwie thing to me please."

I'm not sure I remember the last time I spoke in plain English!

OK…so let's see if I can do this. Yuwie is a social network, just like MySpace and Facebook. You sign up (It's FREE to sign up), you create profile pages. You post pictures, blogs, comments. You make friends and you invite your real-world friends in so they can keep up with what's happening in your life. Advertisers pay money to MySpace, Facebook, and Yuwie to have their products advertised on those sites. The difference is, Yuwie is willing to share that advertiser money with its members.

The amount that Yuwie will pay you is based upon two things: Page views and Referrals.

The more pages you look at, the more page views you have. The more people that look at your pages, the more page views you have. I've been a member for not quite a week and as of last night I had over 2100 page views. But that alone is not going to get me a lot of money from them. This is where referrals come in.

You need to establish what is known as a downline. Your downline consists of all the referrals you bring to Yuwie. And the referrals those people bring to Yuwie. And the referrals those people bring to Yuwie. The videos at the Yuwie home page do a much better job of explaining it than I do, but the trick to earning the big money is to establish a downline ten levels deep. A "level" is where they are in the downline. For example, if I sign you up, you are my level one downline. If you sign up your daughter, she is my level 2 downline, your level 1. If she signs up someone, that person is my level 3 downline and your level 2. And so on.

When you combine a 10-level downline with all those page views, you're gonna be looking at some serious bucks. Especially if everyone signs up just 3 people each.

I hope that explains it better. Really, the best way to get a grip on what they offer is to just sign up and do what you normally do here. Don't think too much about the money, it will come. Watch your friend count rise and your page views will go up too. There are tons of people over there who are able to answer questions and more than willing to assist with getting friends added to your page and helping to boost your number of page views. I will certainly do anything I can to help as well.

What I would suggest is just going over there and signing up. It's a painless process, you'll get up and running and you can see for yourself how easy it is to set up a page and make friends and get the page views you need. Just click on the link below.

If you still can't get to them, send me your email address and I will send you an invite so you can check things out for yourself.

Next question…

Soogat asks, "What would happen if an unstoppable force met with an immovable object?"

There would be a collision of such magnitude that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about. Or MySpace would suffer a technical error.

Next question…

Soogat also asks, "whats your favorite chapter in your book (you know the one about Steve and Brooke) and why?"

That's actually a tougher question than the last one. I really liked chapter 12 (Thunder & Lightning) because of the animalistic ways their actions seemed to mimic the forces of nature that were taking over around them. But Chapter 15 (Massage Party) was a lot of fun for me to write because I could just imagine myself in the situations depicted. Plus, who doesn't like massages? And then there is the final chapter, Chapter 20 (A Shot in the Dark) because it unfolds a surprise ending I don't think anyone saw coming. I actually came up with that chapter back when I was still writing chapter 10, and fell in love with the story possibilities it presented.

And finally, Heavensent54 (from Yuwie) asks, "I would like to know what is at least one of you're best (or what you consider best) philosophies in life?"

I think one of my best right now is Be True to Yourself. You have to know what's inside of you and be able to love yourself before you can expect to have any kind of happiness for yourself. Don't live your life to someone else's expectations. Don't let anyone dictate who you are. Life is short. Enjoy it.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

1000 Visitors!

Wow...this is something I hadn't least not this soon!

I just noticed my visitor counter and I've reached over 1000 visitors already - and this blog is just over a month old!

A Big THANK YOU to everyone who's stopped by and left your comments. Those of you who have left suggestions on how to improve things - thank you too! Everyone's input and comments are always welcome.

Its Thursday! Time for the 3rd installment of Ask Me Anything!

Come on guys...I'm sure you've got questions just eating away that you're dying to know something about me...or perhaps you're not sure if you truly want to know!

Either way, its time to Ask Me Anything! Leave me a comment with your question - it can be personal or not, doesn't matter and if I don't know the answer I'll make something up. Either way, the answers will be posted tomorrow and is sure to be an entertaining read!

This is the 3rd week I've done this and the last two have been fun, so don't stop now! Sharpen up those interviewing skills and ask away!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Rich Mails - $100 Sign up Bonus!

Just a quick post for you....what would you say to a Paid to Read program that has a $100 sign up bonus?

Yes, you read that right. One Hundred Dollars.

Hell, we're just wasting time reading - go check it out. I'll still be here.

There's also a banner link at the bottom of this page.

Getting to know me...well, a little better anyway....

A little over 2 months ago, I received this survey. I thought maybe since I was semi new here, I'd dust it off and share...

1) Do you believe in till death do us part? - Actually, I do believe in this theory, although in this day and age it may seem a bit outdated. Even in my first marriage, as bad as things got when she left, if she would have been willing to at least try to work things out, I would have stayed with her. Even if "Til Death Do Us Part" meant I wished I was dead. But seriously, when I fall in love with someone, its generally a deep love that I never want to give up. I suppose that’s partly what brought me to polyamory.

2) Do you believe in love at first sight? - Ahh...yes I do! I have experienced it twice and then some! In 2000, I remember the day I went to meet someone for the first time, I knocked on her door and when she opened it I found myself gazing into the most beautiful set of eyes I’d ever seen. I became lost in them immediately and we must have stood inside the doorway for the longest time as we just looked at each other, touching each other’s face, and hugging. About a year later, when I met Nettie it was much the same. I remember being at a party when she walked in the door wearing a red dress. She had just come from a wedding with her family and she was absolutely stunning. She literally took my breath away with her bright smile and her laughter. I thought no way she’d be interested in me, but later on in the swimming pool when I caught her eye I knew we’d found something special.

As a side note to this, I’ll ask you this and then I’ll explain - Have you ever just known you were meant for someone before you actually met them? I have. It’s actually how I came to be with my current girlfriend. I kept having mental images of us being together come up whenever we would talk though at the time, I knew it couldn’t be right because she was not into the lifestyle that I was and that she was married. I didn’t act on this and so I became content to maintain a friendship with this person instead. Until a few months ago when she learned more about my interest in polyamory. I truly believe that our being together now is the work of fate.

3) Would you date anyone you met online? - Yup. Been there, done that. On several occasions, in fact! People will warn you that you don’t know what you’re getting when you meet someone online. How do you know if they’re being honest with you about who they are? How do you know if they’re not some psycho? answer to that is you take the same risk if you meet someone in a bar, in a restaurant, at a party...its all the same. You take the same risks. The difference here is that the bar, restaurant, party, much bigger. In fact, I’ve personally found that its much easier to open up to someone online than it is in person. I would also advise people to use the same cautions with online folks as they would with people they meet out in public. If you’re going to meet someone, make sure someone knows where you’ll be. Set up a code word and for God’s sake take a cell phone with you so that a friend can call you and "check the weather" so to speak. Don’t make yourself an easy victim!

4) Do you believe in God? - I believe in an afterlife and a higher power, if that’s what you mean. I have a very difficult time with religion these days, thanks to all the corruptions of the "Holy Word" and the various interpretations of it by man. How much of it is true and how much of it is altered perceptions is unknown. My philosophy is to simply live my life in a fair and honest fashion and be good to my fellow man and it will all work itself out in the end.

5) Like Thunderstorms? - Oh yes, I LOVE thundestorms! Especially at night, I could sit and watch the lightning for hours...For years, I’ve had a fantasy about making love in a thunderstorm. Check out Chapter 12 of the Erotic Adventures of Steve and Brooke if you really want more info on this!

6) Do you take walks often? - Probably not as often as I should. It’s not that I don’t like to walk, its just that there always seems to be something going on. Or maybe its just that I don’t necessarily prefer to walk by myself. Having the company of someone special when I walk would certainly encourage me to get out and do it more.

7) Do you know a 2nd language? - LOL, yes, I speak perfect Hendricksian! There is currently no translation dictionary available, but if you spend enough time around me, or Nettie, you too will be uttering Hendricksian phrases such as nudidity and confuzzled while adapting to our language’s pronunciations of English language words like remote (the "o" is short, the "e" is long) and knife (the "k" is hard, the "i" is short, the "f" takes on a "v" sound, and the "e" is long).

8) Who would you like to see right now? - Ed McMahon standing at the door with one of those giant checks with my name on it would be nice right about now. But I would be just as excited if I could see my Special Someone too. And my mother. She was taken way too soon.

9) Have you ever driven a tractor? - OK, place your bets on this one folks. I’ll wait. All done? The answer is.....YES!!! I have driven a tractor. It was an older one, when I was back in high school. We had one on the farm we moved to in Southern Missouri from California back in 1978. It had one of those hand crank starters on the front and I used to fire that baby up and drive it all over the 15 acres of land that we owned. Yeah, we didn’t have internet or video games or even cable tv to keep us occupied back then so we did what we could.

10) Are you from the country? - Originally, no. I was born in southern California and grew up in Lakewood, CA (on the border of Long Beach). We lived there until I was 14 when we moved to the Missouri Ozarks (Mansfield, MO, pop 2,056 and home of Laura Ingalls Wilder! Woohoo!) I have to say that I while I missed my city friends for quite some time after we moved, the country does grow on you and I really enjoyed my time in Mansfield.

11) Milked a cow? - Why must this survey begin and end with my ex-wife? (Yeah, I went there....) Seriously though, you would think that after spending my teen years in southern Missouri that I might have learned this skill, but no. I’ve never milked a cow. I tried once, and thought I was getting somewhere, but my uncle yelled out the back door for me to get away from the bull.

Now it’s your turn. Pick any one of the above questions and answer it in the comments below!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

A Quick Yuwie Update

On Sunday, I posted an update on my Yuwie stats after just one day. (scroll down about 2 posts to refresh your memory if you need to)

This morning I logged in and this is what I find:

Friends: 72 Comments: 24
June Profile Views
Today: 6 Month: 140 Total: 140
June Page Views
Your Views: 968 Referral Views: 165

Stats Last Updated: 6/24/2008 6:16:39 AM

Wow...these numbers have about doubled since last I looked! And my referrals are now up to 2. Could really use one more...come on guys, think about it...can you afford to NOT take advantage of this? I mean what's it going to hurt? It doesn't cost you anything to sign up. You do exactly what you do on Facebook or Myspace. And maybe...just maybe, you'll make a little bit of spending money.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Welcome to my Dark Side - Have some milk and cookies!

Its been mentioned to me a few times lately that a some folks are having a difficult time understanding why I include adult related material here. (Read: ads, links, etc..)

It's simple really. I write erotic fiction. I wrote the book that I keep pushing on nearly every site I run. The book called The Erotic Adventures of Steve and Brooke. I'm quite proud of my efforts in putting that book together and getting it published. I know its not for everyone, and thats fine. But I can promise you that there are a LOT of people in this country who like to read erotica. I've been emailed by many many people who have enjoyed my "dirty mind" and have gone out and done some of the things I've written about. If you don't like that sort of thing, I apologize, but I will not be removing it from my site.

As for the adult site ad over in the left hand column for SugarDVD and the Erotic Adventures store...those are sites that I run and am an affilliate with. So yes, I will promote them. Not many places I can promote those, so I'm going to take advantage where ever I can. Again, you don't have to shop there if that's not your cup of tea. But if it is, I say check it out.

One thing that you'll learn about me as we go along, is that I am a bit of a perv. Not a full-fledged one mind you - I still haven't received my membership card and I haven't been to very many of the meetings. But I will be the first to say that I enjoy my naked time. I'm also a voyeur. If you want to flash me, I'll likely take a look. If you want to see what I'm packin' (whatever reason you might have escapes me), just ask. But as the old saying goes, you show me yours and I'll show you mine. And I prefer the "amateurs" - real people - over professional models anytime.

I like to watch pornographic movies. I like to read sexy stories. I don't care much for today's porn - give me the movies from the 70's & 80's any day. I don't do cyber sex and I don't do phone sex. I've ruined far too many keyboards and telephones in my day.... (oops...tmi?)

So now you know my dark side. Hopefully you'll continue to come around though. I want you to know that that sort of material does not monopolize the postings here at The Evil Twin Experience. But it will rear its head from time to time...

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Yuwie: Day 1

All in all, I have to say that the first 24 hours at Yuwie have been quite successful. 35 friends added, my first referral signed up. And in just two days, my stats look something like this:

Friends: 35 Comments: 12
June Profile Views
Today: 59 Month: 91 Total: 91
June Page Views
Your Views: 448 Referral Views: 30
I googled proof of payment today to see if I could find anything negative about Yuwie, but found nothing. I found several examples however where people were bragging about their payment.
I know, I know..some cases may be extreme. I don't know what the average payout has been in the past (I've been searching) but I'll say this: If I make $5 a month from them, I'll be thrilled. That's $5 more than I ever saw from MySpace.
Anyone feel like coming along for the ride? Click on the Yuwie banner on the left!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Is MySpace afraid of a little competition?

Today, I decided to sign up with Yuwie. I've been hearing about it quite a bit lately and decided to see what it was all about. I liked what I saw and dove in head first.

If you haven't heard yet, Yuwie is the social network that pays you for basically doing what you would be doing on MySpace or Facebook or any of those other social networks. (click the link over in the column on the left if you're interested)

Of course, to succeed in Yuwie, you need referrals. Makes sense, since the whole thing is geared to get more people involved so they can make more money with their advertisers. So I did a blog over there today and put in both an image link and a URL link. And wouldn't you know...MySpace blocked them both. If someone clicks on them, they get taken to a screen full of scare tactics - Warning!! Spam!! You've been phished!! Virus Alert!! (I kid you not...) So of course, they'll do all they can to prevent people from going to this site.

So I advised people to just copy and paste the URL into the address bar of their browser window if they wanted to know more and all would be fine. The URL is: There is a great video file at Yuwie that explains the whole process.

Oh, and in case you were wondering...the banner link works just fine here at blogspot.

Check it out, you won't be sorry!

Friday, June 20, 2008

You Asked, I Answered!

Yesterday, I invited you to ask me anything! And you did! Here are this week’s questions and my answers.

Scott from asked:

If you jump back in time to say your mid teens and relive your life from that point. What would be the 3 things you would do differently?

At the end of my teens, there were lots of things I wished I had done differently. I wished I had been more active in sports when I was in high school, for one. But to have done that would have meant not being involved in school publications (including my high school newspaper) and I may not have developed my passion for writing. Another thing I would do differently is be more active socially. I was never the type of person that got invited to parties or anything. If someone saw me in town or walking down the street I was always asked about plans for college, never once did someone say “hey, there’s a party over at XXX’s house, you should come by.” I would like to be able to change that. Which leads into the third thing I would do differently…I wouldn’t have waited until I was 21 to have sex for the first time! Maybe if I had been invited to some of those wild parties, I might have been able to enjoy a little naked time a lot sooner in life. I mean seriously! A guy peaks sexually at what, 18? And I didn’t start having sex until 3 years after I had peaked??? Life is not fair I tell you!!


Scott from asks…

If you could choose whatever person from past or present you would like to have dinner with, who would it be and why?

I was asked a similar question several months ago in a tag interview on my MySpace blog. And if I remember correctly, my answer was my late grandfather, John McIntosh. Unfortunately for me, I didn’t really get to know him enough to really appreciate who he was. That’s not for lack of trying – I remember spending tons of time with him throughout my younger years. But my grandpa was not a young man when I knew him. He was born in 1886. Which would make him 78 when I was born. So he lived through some very interesting times in our history. He passed away in 1979 at the age of 93. But it’s not his longevity that makes wanting to have dinner with him so attractive. It’s the fact that he and my grandmother were never married. My grandparents shacked up! And I happen to think that that is so cool. They were together at a time in history when it would have been severely frowned upon by society to do what they did. But they loved each other – truly loved each other so much, that it didn’t matter to them what anyone else thought. They couldn’t get married because of something to do with benefits one of them (my grandmother, I think) was receiving at the time. Regardless, I would love to sit and talk with him about what they went through and what it was like to live like that back in the 1940’s.


Ms. TLH writes…

How do you (personally) know when it is real love?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways….

For me, real love is when thoughts of that special someone are occupying my mind constantly and I can’t help but smile, even when the world seems to crumble around me. You might say, but how do you know that’s not a crush? Well…I’ll tell you…I’ve had crushes throughout my life and while those feelings may lead you to think it’s the real thing, the truth is at that point you generally haven’t spent enough time together to let those feelings take root deep inside your heart and soul. You know the foundation is there, but it takes time to really let true love develop.

For me, real love is when you can fall asleep alone and still feel the presence of that special someone next to you, holding you, comforting you – even if they are miles away from you. It’s hearing their voice or looking into their eyes and feeling all of your troubles instantly vanish as if they never existed. Real love is in a touch, that spark that ignites when you hold their hand or from just being in close physical contact.

It’s an emotional connection, when your thoughts seem to compliment their thoughts. When you can finish each other’s sentences without speaking a word. When you can communicate with them without speaking a word.

Real love is acceptance of you for who you are. When you can be completely open and honest with each other about anything and know that your partner will accept you without reservation. Real love is appreciating your partner for who they are, taking an interest in their likes and pleasures and opening your mind to the point of understanding why they like something.

Love is feeling pleasure in every cell of your body just from being close to each other. Love is not noticing the world disappearing from around you when you kiss. Love is a special haircut (to quote the movie American Wedding). It’s being there for someone no matter the hour simply because they need you.

I’ve been in love many times in my life. I’ve experienced love at first site three times. And although past loves may have physically ended, the real love never dies. It remains behind, in the heart and soul.


That wraps things up for this week’s installment of Ask Me Anything. We’ll do this again next week, so be ready!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

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Ask Me Anything & Houspets Speak!

Once again its Thursday and time for you to Ask Me Anything! I did receive one question earlier this week that I will answer in tomorrow's post, but don't let that stop you from asking anything else! Leave your question in a comment to this blog or you can email it to me ( Be sure to put Ask Me Anything in the subject line so that I will be able to identify it quickly.

Your question can be personal, scientific, philosophical, political, sexual - whatever! Please keep in mind that I do not profess to be a know-it-all (though my kids might argue that one) and you can bet your sweet bippy that if I do not know the answer, I will make something up.

So put your thinking cap on and Ask Me Anything!


You know how the strangest things will pop into your head as you drift off to sleep at night? Last night was one of those nights...Don't ask where it came from, I have no idea....but what do you suppose a dog and cat might say if they were to be spying on you while you were having sex? I think the conversation might go a little bit like this:

Dog: Hey...where did you go? Guys? Guys?

Cat: Relax Dog, there in their "bedroom" as I hear its called.

Dog: Bedroom? Huh? Its too early for night-night!

Cat: Night-night? wha??? Are you dense, you mongrel? What do you suppose they're doing in there? Can't you hear them?

Dog: Is that what that sound is? I thought maybe the papa had that picture box going showing all the humans without their outer skins on again.

Cat: Would you just shut up for a minute and help me get this door open? I know they are in here...

Dog: Oh right...what do you need me to do?

Cat: Just push on it...I think they might be leaning up against it. You know they'd be lost if we weren't in there to lend our support.

Dog: OK, yeah, yeah,'re right...

The dog and cat push against the door and it opens slightly. Apparently, the people haven't yet fixed that broken door knob that doesn't quite latch completely. They quietly make their way into the room.

Dog: Hey guys, are you ok? Huh? I heard noises and thought someone might be hurt? Oh my God, what are you doing to her??? Is that safe?

Cat: Don't you know anything Dog? It's called Sex. You know sex, right? It's also called intercourse, making love, fucking, humping, hiding the sausage...

Dog: Sausage? They have food up there with them? I want some....

Cat: No you imbecile...there is no food up there....but now that you mention you smell fish?

Dog: I don't know what that smell is, but it is rather intoxicating...must be a new perfume or something. Let's ask...Hey..what the ?? Not fair, man!

Cat: What are you rambling about now?

Dog: Look at the papa! And I get yelled at for drinking out of the toilet bowl! And he's licking her down THERE!

Cat: So?

Dog: And now he's turned around and she's licking on...hey, they do have a sausage in bed with them! Oh wait...that's not a sausage.

Cat: So what is it?

Dog: I'm not sure, but I don't think I've ever seen Papa with that thing between his legs before!

Cat: Doesn't he realize its easier if he just does it himself?

Dog: Oh, man...this is really something...I mean look at them! You'd think they hadn't eaten in about a week! Hey, hey...I want to eat too!

Cat: Are you back on the food trip again?

Dog: I know they have food with them...I can hear the slurping!

Cat: And I do smell fish; I'm sure of it!

Dog: Did you just hear someone call them? Mama just said she was coming!

Cat: Papa's getting up and holy cow, that is a sausage between his legs!

Dog: Yeah, and now mama's getting on her hand's and knees and papa's getting behind her...

Cat: Ah, they must be getting ready to do it doggie style.

Dog: Doggie style? Huh? Are you sure? Do they need me to be up there with them for that?

Cat: Uh, sure, go ahead and try it. I'll wait....

Dog: There's no room for me! How am I supposed to do this?

Cat: Well, if you don't know...

Dog, Well, hell, now you've got me all excited...I want to do this too!!! It looks like fun and they both seem to like it....Hey cat, do you wanna...

Cat: Don't even think about it, dog...

Dog: That's ok, I think with the way they are positioned I might have a little bit of room behind papa....

Cat sighs to himself: Yes! I'm going to be an only pet!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Writing Projects

So last night, I'm laying in bed and it's about 3am...maybe 4, I don't remember. Hell it was probably both...and an idea pops into my head for a new book.

And its not all erotic and sexual - well, maybe just a little...

But the tale of two people and folks that they meet throughout the journey that this story will tell is one of love, lust, heartbreak, and drama. Lots of drama.

And it will be based on a true story. Trust me, when this one is finished you won't want to miss it. But I can't give too many details away...


It was suggested to me that I publish a book with my erotic poetry in it. While I haven't posted much of it over here, readers here have been treated (or perhaps subjected?) to a sample or two of my work. So what say you? I know it can be difficult to judge my abilities based on 2 poems, but yeah, that's all you've got to work with. Oh I'm no where near ready to actually publish it yet. I will need to write more. I'm actually putting together an anthology of my erotic short stories and poetry that I would like to publish sometime this fall - just in time to warm up those cold winter nights! But I likely need close to a dozen or so new poems to put in there before I can do that.


And really, the best way to convince me that I should be publishing more stories and poetry is for people to actually buy copies of my current book, The Erotic Adventures of Steve and Brooke. I made the mistake of giving copies of this one away before it was published so several potential customers now have no need to buy it. So come on guys...what do you think? The women who I know have read this book have absolutely loved it. Just click on the link under recommended reading to get to the book's website and place your order.


And finally, you all know what tomorrow is, right? It will be Thursday and that means you can come back and Ask Me Anything! I'll then post your questions and my answers on Friday in a hopefully somewhat entertaining manner. Come on everyone play along! It's fun and its also a great way to get a free mention of your site as well!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

When I Think About You (Caution: may not be suitable for all readers!)

I wanted to share another attempt at some erotic poetry.

When I Think About You
by SDH

When I think about you
I see your face in my hands
Caressing your cheeks
Gazing into your sparkling eyes

When I think about you
I feel your breath on my neck
I see the warmth of your smile
I hear a soft sigh as you enter my arms.

When I think about you
I'm kissing your soft lips
Our tongues dance together as
I feel your fingers run through my hair

When I think about you
I can't wait to undress you
To feast upon your beauty
To feel your body next to mine

When I think about you
I feel your breasts in my hands
Your nipples harden under my touch
I see your body shiver with anticipation

When I think about you
My tongue flickers across your body
I softly nibble on your shoulders
As your fingers trace lines upon my skin

When I think about you
I inhale the musk of your scent
I am intoxicated by it and
It energizes my being with passion

When I think about you
I taste your juices
Licking your moist pussy
Teasing your clit with my tongue

When I think about you
Our legs intertwine
Our hearts are racing
We are one

When I think about you
You are all that matters as
Passion takes you over and
Your orgasm carries you to the stars

When I think about you
Your fingernails rake down my back
Your legs wrap around me and hold me tight
You are glowing

When I think about you
You have captured a piece of my heart and soul
As my seed bursts forth inside you
And our desires are temporarily quenched

When I think about you
I am holding you
You are holding me
All is right with the world.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Just Another Manic Monday...

Wow, where has my Monday gone? Just a few little morsels for you today. I’m a bum, I admit it.

What’s worse than Friday the 13th? How about the Monday morning after?

I arrived at work this morning to learn that our server had been reconfigured over the weekend. Which meant all of my files (billing, statistical, monthly summaries) were basically inaccessible. Our tech guys would be along at some point to help us restore what we needed.

Screw that.

With the help of a co-worker, I was actually able to re-map the network drives to my computer and recover what I needed. Damn I’m good. (Don’t ask me how I did it, because even I still really don’t know)

Then I had actual work I had to do. For those who don’t know, I am a video conference coordinator for a major university (you know, I’ve always wanted to say that, I just hoped it might be in a letter to Penthouse Forum). We had a class that needed to connect up to another university this morning and of course, if something could go wrong, it did. The guys at the other end didn’t seem to think a test connection would be necessary when we set it up and so they never bothered to work with me on doing one. Yeah, you get the picture.

Still, the class met. The students could hear the presenter at the other site, but were relegated to staring at a blue screen the entire time (about 2 hours).

I have spent the rest of my day working with traffic exchange sites trying to get people over here. Then it occurs to me: “Shouldn’t I have some new content here for folks to read?” So here it is. Cheap, huh?

You come here and I tell you about my day. Not even a “Hi Honey, what’s for dinner?” first. You’re welcome.

Last week, I did an Ask Me Anything post. However as of Friday, there were no questions being asked. Today however, I saw something – A comment! Yay! A true FIRST!!! It was an interesting question and I will make a point to answer that question in this week’s installment of Ask Me Anything.

That about wraps things up for me today. Be sure and check back tomorrow. I don’t know what will be posted yet, but I’ll come up with something.

Have a great day!

Friday, June 13, 2008

No, Not T&A, I said Q&A!!!

But hey, I guess we now know what the public wants!

I didn't received any questions this week, so I guess everyone is good then? Well, it was sort of short notice so save 'em up and we'll try this again next week.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Ask Me Anything...

Now is your turn to contribute. You're here for a reason, right? OK, so maybe it's NOT to be entertained...maybe you're just here from Link Referral trying to get your 30 site visits in for the day and you don't plan on staying long enough to finish reading this post.

And that's ok. I mean, hey - I'm playing the same game, right?

But if you do stick around and finish this post, and you like what you've been reading here so far, I offer you this:

Ask me anything.

Anything at all, and I will answer it the best I can in Friday's post. If this works out, I'll make it a regular thing every week. Ask your questions on Thursdays, and I'll answer them on Fridays.

I can't promise I'll give you the answer you want to hear. I don't profess to know everything (although my kids might tell you otherwise). But I will give you my honest opinion about whatever it is you ask me. It can be personal if you like. And if I don't know the answer, you can rest assure...I'll make something up.

So go ahead....ask away. Post your question as a comment or you can email it to me directly at If you choose to email it to me, be sure and put Blogspot Question in the subject line so I will know not to delete it.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

A Wish...


Every one has them, especially me. There are a lot of things I could wish for and each one of them would make me very happy.

I wish I looked better naked.

I wish for a winning lottery ticket.

I wish for a cure to cancer.

I wish that justice didn’t carry a price tag.

But if I could only make one wish, as much as I would want any of the four listed above, I would wish for something else. So let me explain my thinking before I reveal my wish.

People change.

Some for the better, some for the worse. But it does happen.

Sometimes we never see it coming. Sometimes we pray for it.

I suppose as humans, this should be expected. We are constantly evolving and growing and developing ourselves into (hopefully) the kind of people we want to be. Always wanting to better ourselves and at the same time wanting to do the best we can for our loved ones.

I have changed. I’ve had to adjust my lifestyle and eating habits a lot over the last few years. I can’t eat near as much as I used to. I went to Six Flags in St Louis on Saturday and I was unable to finish the burger I had for dinner. That’s rare.

My wife acknowledged just last night that she has changed over time. She is not the same woman who graduated high school. Nor is she the same woman who married her first husband, divorced him, and married me. She has grown and evolved into the woman she is today. And very likely, she is still a work in progress.

But two people I know (and not related to each other) have gone through some changes recently. One of them acknowledges the changes as a growth experience. The person is learning more and more about themselves every day and this brings about more changes in the way they interact with others. The other person doesn’t even appear to be aware that the changes have taken place. Their change has been emotional. They have gone from being a fun-loving person to someone who worries about things way too much, to the point where it has had a very negative effect on their home life.

I’ve been watching two families on the verge of self-destruction and it is not pretty.
So getting back to the central point of this blog – wishes – my wish would be that for these two people and their families – the process of change will open their eyes to the overall big picture. So that they may find happiness for both themselves and for their spouses.

I realize that for these people to all find happiness, it may require an end to their current relationships. But as my friend Lavendar Roses wrote recently, everything has a beginning and an end. And when something ends, it could be making room for possibly something more beautiful to begin.

Personally, I believe that people come in and out of our lives for a reason. It could be to help us find balance, or steer our thoughts in a new direction, or even to educate us.

These people do not read this blog (that I'm aware of). Therefore, their future and guidance is most likely in their own hands. Maybe they will see what change has done to them, maybe not.. Whatever the result, my wish is for them to simply find peace and happiness in their lives. For everyone to find that, actually.

Monday, June 9, 2008

My Body is Your Playground

So...this weekend I had one line floating around in my head and tonight I finally sat down to see what I could do with it....this is the result.

My Body is Your Playground
SDH - 6/9/08

My body is your playground
Stay as long as you like
I think you'll find its just as fun
As learning to ride a bike

I'll be your very own swingset
And you can swing from dusk til dawn
I'll push as long and high as you want
Until you're ready to move on

A teeter-totter can be fun
And is usually enjoyed by two
But take a solo ride on mine
Trust me - I'll know what to do

If the merry-go-round is your thing
and you like circles that go fast
Then I've got a special treat for you
That will circle as long as you can last

Or perhaps you'd rather slide
down something hard and slick
Check out what I've got for you
I promise it will do the trick

And if while we are playing
you need a bite to eat
I know just what to feed you -
a rather satisfying hunk of meat

But I think its fair to warn you
That I'll get hungry too
And the thing that I'll want most to eat
can only come from you

So I hope that you enjoy yourself
And remember what I say
the sign on the gate might read "closed"
But for you, this playground is open every day.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

It's Who I Am

I've been posting blogs now for a little over 2 years on MySpace and a couple of weeks here and in that time some readers have gotten to know me quite well. Others may just be starting. So to help my new audience catch up, I thought I would tell you a little more about myself and just who I am…

I am….

A goofball who likes to inject a little bit of humor into nearly everything, sometimes even when it is inappropriate.

An 8 year old boy writhing in pain and spending 18 days in the hospital after scalding his back with fresh coffee.

An 11 year old boy who nearly panicked but managed to avoid becoming a kidnap victim by thinking fast.

A high school honor student

A college dropout

A writer with an unlimited number of stories to tell. God bless the imagination – even if it comes from a perverted mind…

A singer who doesn't necessarily care if he is in tune or not. Besides, on my American Idol Karaoke Revolution video game, Simon loved my voice…

Proud to be the father of Kaitie, Tom, and Kenny.

A concerned and loving husband of Nettie

A lover and devoted boyfriend of….sorry…revealing no names here! But they know who they are!

Sabrina and Stefanie's older (but not by much!) brother.

A believer in polyamory

Shirley's (still) grieving son

An exhibitionist (I love my naked time)

An Adult Indigo with empathic abilities

A believer in the spirit world as well as alien life forms

A non-smoker and non-drug user

A diabetic

A former cub scout

A former strip club dj

A karaoke host

Someone who takes trust and honor very seriously. When you trust me with a secret, you can bet I will take it to the grave. Unless lives are at stake…

Someone who likes to laugh and love.

Someone who craves human touch.

Someone who prefers to remain private to most people, but will open up completely to those closest to him.

Someone who needs a break once in a while.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

That Really Grinds My Gears...

It occurs to me that now that I am posting here on Blogger as well as my space, I may have a whole new audience. Its very likely that some of you reading me now have never read my MySpace posts and therefore you probably are just now beginning to get to know me. So this morning, I thought I would start off with a few "little" things that annoy me...
The Top 10 Annoyances of Scott's Evil Twin

1) Faulty internet signals! It never fails that when you start to get real busy doing something on the net, your internet browser tends to slow waaaayyyy down or freeze altogether. Yesterday, as I was putting together my blog on the Nostradamus blog, my browser froze up and I was quite certain it was going to crash and shut down before I would be able to post. Imagine my surprise when it started running again and I posted the blog without any further problems.

2) Being broke. It sucks. You hate it, I hate it. Not having enough cash to buy the things you need. Senior citizens having to choose between buying their medications, groceries, and paying for their utilities. When you decide not to buy something because you can't afford it, it should be a high ticket item, like a big screen tv. Not a bottle of soda. Or dinner at a chinese buffet. Or gasoline.

3) The cost of gasoline! My goodness, how much higher can it go? Really?? Wait, don't answer that...I'm afraid we may actually find out...

4) Traffic and link exchange sites that do NOT tell you until AFTER you've tried to set up a website for their service that they do not accept adult (or even semi-adult) sites. Doesn't matter that there isn't any actual porno pictures on the site, its still classified as adult because the subject matter is erotic.

5) Never having fresh batteries for the sex toys when you need them. Yeah, just think about that one for a while...Secretly, you agree with me, you know you do.

6) Censored boob shots on cable tv! Or any form of nudity, really. I mean, come on - if they'll show Spongebob's or Peter Griffin's ass, they can certainly flash a tit now and then...

7) Too many damn commercial breaks on American Idol elimination nights! We just had a freakin' commercial break Ryan, when the kids were doing the Ford commercial or were you not paying attention? I don't want to wait until After the Break to find out who's going home, tell me now! But I hear that next season, elimination nights are going back to 30 minutes, so that will be nice...

8) Sheet corners that won't stay tucked onto the mattress. I just can't stand to have the edge of the bedsheet rolling up around me. It makes me feel like I'm being rolled up and sealed as a snack food for the aliens...

10) Getting ready to do something and then forgetting what I was about to do. I can't tell you how many times I have opened up a web browser and then forgotten what website I was about to go visit. Or how many times I've walked into a room to start looking for something and then forgetting what I came in there for in the first place. I can't tell you, because I forget.

11) Missing numbers on survey questions. My goodness, if you're going to delete a question from the survey, why don't you just remove all the numbers as well? Otherwise you just look like an idiot. Hey wait a minute...what the hell happened to number 9 above? Oh well....


Friday, May 30, 2008

A Day Without You

Here's a little something I came up with last night. It could probably use some fine tuning, but I'm ok with it.

A Day Without You
SDH - 5/29/08

A day without you
is like a day without sunlight
or a day without laughter
Might as well turn off the soft blowing breeze too
If I have to spend a day without you

A night without you
is nothing but dark and cold
emptiness and lonliness
when you are not there to hold
The absence of your kiss will leave me feeling blue
If I have to spend a night without you

A week without you
I would be lost in a daze
wandering alone in a forest
like a mouse in a maze
taking each lonely step like there are rocks in my shoes
If I have to spend a week without you

A month without you
feels more like a year
Its like living in exile, abandoned and alone
in a cold winter's rain, chilled to the bone
Soon I would grow desperate, not sure what to do
If I have to spend a month without you

A year without you
I'd never survive
I'd spend each day wandering the streets
People would say its a miracle that I'm even alive.
Only the memory of your love would carry me through
If I have to spend a year without you

A lifetime without you
I just can't imagine
never feeling your touch
Or to experience your sweet embrace
I'm so very thankful you're a part of my world
Cause I'd never want to spend a lifetime without you

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

My Love - A Response to Dream Lover

Last week, I posted an erotic poem called Dream Lover that I wrote back in Sept 2007. Earlier this week, I received a response to that poem - written by a woman who has become very special to me. Below is her reply to Dream Lover:

My Love
by TJH - 5/25/08

When nighttime falls
and i see you lying there
to your side i fly
rushing through the air

i can't bear the thought
of you spending a night alone
with no one to hold you close
or in ectasy to writhe and moan.

your eyes speak more to me
than any mere mortal words could express
your kiss tells me more
as i lay there undressed.

with words unneeded
our actions will speak
our love grows and lingers
as my knees grow weak.

you fill me with love,
with your wondrous passion
as together we ride the night
lost in our obsession.

i hold you tightly
as we both reach new worlds
we know that this pleasure
is unrivaled and unfurled....

these nights of pure passion
that you ignite in me....
my world comes alive
in every touch you give me.

but just as sure as the dawn
streaks across the morning sky
another day will begin
and another night will go by

and my time here with you
will once again be gone
and i will be forced to run and hide
until the night returns, strong.

for my time with you
is only in the dark.
my life must be lived
without daylight, without larks.

it is not my choice
no.....far be it from that.
but my choices were made
long ago, and i can't change that.

so farewell my love
until the next nightfall
please remember me
for in my heart your voice will call.

your love lives within me
your warmth remains on my skin
your orgasmic flow wells up within me
until i see you again.

for i am doomed to be
a dream lover, forever.
until the day you can join me
in dreamland.....forever.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

What do you want out of life?

It might be easier to make an itemized list of the things that we want, but ultimately I'm asking overall: What do you ultimately want to achieve in your lifetime?

My answer is simple, as is that of a lot of people I would imagine. I want to be successful.

Ah, see....therein lies the connundrum.

How do we go about defining successful? I define it as being a person that my friends and loved ones can be proud of at the end of the day. I want to be someone who instills honesty and responsibility in my children. I want to be someone who is a strong provider for my family. I want to be someone that my wife would never regret marrying. I want to be someone that can turn a head now and then. I want to be someone who's words are listened to on occasion.

In other words, I want to know that at the end of the day, something I did mattered to someone.

Isn't that what we all strive for? Well...most of us anyway?

To some people, emphasis is placed on the almighty dollar. He who dies with the most toys, wins. To others, the emphasis is on love, for richer or poorer, they don't care as long as they have each other. Of course it is possible to both, I suppose...if you're one of those types who marry for money. Is that win-win? One person has the money and in return the other person will love them. Or at least fuck them silly every now and then.

My point today is that when things don't necessarily go the way we hope, we start an internal reflection that makes us question who we are and what exactly is wrong with us. The answers aren't always clear and it isn't long before negativity starts to set in because things just don't go right. This is the part where we have to step back and take a good look at ourselves and our lives and make what can be a difficult decision. Is a life-change in order? Perhaps a career change? Or maybe a long overdue vacation?

I am reflecting. I am questioning just who I pissed off in the universe to make so many aspects in my life seem like roadblocks. And why some things in life appear to be so easy for some, but nearly impossible to attain for others. Why have I followed the same roadmap traveled by others who achieved great success, yet for me the only reward seems to be a pat on the back and a piece of candy?

Tonight however, at the end of the day, before I drift off to sleep I will remember the positives that I have going on. My 2nd of 3 children is graduating high school this week. I am employed (despite the cost of gas which makes it increasingly difficult to get back and forth). And I have someone in my life whom I know without a doubt can make all the stresses and worries on my mind go away with just a look from her beautiful sparkling eyes and a tender kiss. And I wouldn't trade that for a million dollars.
But what I wouldn't give to be able to be able to treat my loved ones like royalty. To take a holiday and sail around the world. Or an ocean cruise, like on the Love Boat. Just once, before the end of the day.

Friday, May 23, 2008

The Weekend is Here

Well, almost, anyway. For me it will technically begin in just over 2 hours, around 12 noon central time. Can't go home yet, unfortunately, since I have to wait for my sons to get out of school.

So...anyone have any big plans for the weekend? I imagine travel will probably be down, with the price of gas going up and up and up... As for me, I will probably stay at home this weekend and do some writing. I have a few storylines in mind - let me know what you think. The first one hits close to home...the cost of gas is so high and our main character is broke, so they wind up prostituting themselves for gasoline. Another storyline is a reporter interviewing a phone sex worker - and soon finds himself a part of his own story....

I've tried my hand at erotic poetry and I've found that to be somewhat hit and miss. Sometimes it works just fine and at other times it just isn't there. Ultimately, I'd love to be able to publish an erotic anthology of my work, but its very light on the poetry side of things so I do need to work on that.

I've actually been contemplating starting work on a new series of first-time experiences; if you really think about it, there is a lot of different directions a series like this could go. But I have to stop and think - do I want to stick with a regular, reoccurring character or make it someone new each time. Do I take someone who is completely innocent and let them travel down a road of experience after experience until there is nothing left? It could get interesting. Or do I take average everyday people, someone different each time, and put them in a situation where they experience a sexual situation for the very first time?

And finally, I'll leave you with the following. It is something I wrote when I started playing around with erotic poetry. Personally, its one of the few I've written that I've actually been rather pleased with...I hope you like it too!

Dream Lover
SDH - 9/21/07

When the night is long
And I'm all alone
I think of you
And pick up the phone

In what seems like an instant
You'll be by my side
Ready again
For that naughty ride

I look into your eyes
as they sparkle and shine
It fills me with pride
To know that you are mine

You pick me up
When I'm feeling blue
When it seems no one cares
Except for you

Your touch is golden
Your eyes hypnotic
Your kisses ignite
Something extremely erotic

With you in my arms
I'll hold you tight
You'll keep me comforted
All through the night

Without you here
I'd barely survive
To be your man
I feel so alive

Our passion rises
And my cream it flows
Into your body
As I watch you glow

Too soon it is over
Our bodies want to rest
Can we go again, we wonder
As I caress your breast

But a new day is dawning
And soon you'll be gone
Once again I'll be alone
To carry on.

My memories will sustain me
As they always do
Of another night together
Just me and you

So kiss me my darling
Before you go
Kiss me hard and long
Kiss me nice and slow

I start to awaken
And it's all way too soon
Seems like I had just reached for you
When we started to spoon

I want you again
I need you so
Why oh why
Do you have to go?

One more time
Wrap your legs around me
One more time
Lets find the glory we seek

Take me inside you
Like eagles we will soar
Let me experience again
Love's passionate roar

Orgasms erupt as
We reach that sweet bliss
The feeling I have right now
Is one I will miss

Emptiness surrounds me
as your image fades away
Until we meet again, my love
Is all I can say

Then the reality hits me
And I want to scream
Why must you be
Only a dream?

Thursday, May 22, 2008

New Kid on the Block - An Introduction

Wow, so here I this is blogger (or blogspot, or whatever you want to call it), huh? Not bad...not bad at all.

Actually, I've seen a few blogs on this site before and they looked pretty good. I've actually been posting over at MySpace for a little over 2 years now (since early 2006) and it has been a reasonably enjoyable experience. I've made many friends over there and I do intend to keep posting there on a regular basis.

Sure, its had its frustrations as well. Which is partly why I am here at blogger now as well. See, as you get to know me, you will find that from time to time I will post something that some people might consider a little steamy. OK, a lot steamy. I write erotica.

Yeah. You heard me. Sex stories. Erotic fiction. Words to get you all hot and bothered. Apparently, some people think I'm rather good at it. Wanna see for yourself? You can start with the book I just published (there's a link over in the column to the left). It's called The Erotic Adventures of Steve and Brooke. Go ahead. Go order you a copy of it. I'll wait.

Anyway, this is the reason I am also posting here. I set up a website (if you hadn't noticed the link) to promote the book. In my efforts to spread the word and find traffic to the site, I stumbled upon Entre Card, which uses a javascript widget to put an identifying card on your website and allows others to do the same. You can even leave your card on other people's websites. This in turn will hopefully get people to come back here where they will learn about my book and get all excited over it and want to buy a copy for their very own.

The point is, MySpace doesn't allow the javascript widgets on their site. So...if I can't post the widget, I can't get traffic to my MySpace blog and I can't get people all hot and bothered (ummm, yeah. Hopefully you know what I mean.)

So I am here now. You can also find my posts at other sites listed in the column on the left. I'm not an every day poster. I try to post everyday, but it doesn't always work out. Sometimes I'll post 3 blogs in one day, sometimes its 3 to 5 blogs in one week. But I do promise to do my best to make them entertaining.

Your comments are always welcome and I hope you'll keep coming back and seeing what I'm up to. And don't forget to pick up a copy of my book! Seriously, cause that's some good shit...