Vintage vs Retro

Like everyone else, I have a few minor irritants. No, not THAT kind of irritant! But rather a few things that if I really sit down and think about it, things that can really annoy me.

Imagine driving down the road and you find a good oldies station on the radio. Yeah, songs from people like Jan and Dean, the Beach Boys, the Beatles, the Temptations...all the great groups from the 50's and 60's. And then without warning, the next song you hear on that same station...Hotel California by the Eagles. Or maybe even Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. It's enough to make me want to hit the brakes and scream, "These are NOT oldies!!"

Now, how's this for a segue...

Did you know there is a market for vintage porn?

It's true...while surfing recently trying to find some good porn videos, I discovered some vintage porn sites. Sites containing pictures and vids from as far back as the 1920's and 30's. If you need an example, click here. Surprisingly, I found these pictures to be quite simple really. I suppose back in those days, porn wasn't quite so easy to come by (no pun intended!) so just to see something of this nature had to be quite the shock.

So as I'm looking through the pages there, I am reminded of what the time period was like and how people must have faced quite the scandal if word ever got out that the pretty little girl next door posed for that kind of picture. My own grandparents were people who threw society's standards back in it's collective face by choosing to not get married. For them, that was making quite a statement. And then as I look at a few more pics another thought crosses my mind. These pictures were taken over 70 or 80 years ago! My God, these people are grandparents and great grandparents in today's world! Who would have thought that the old couple who cut you off in the buffet line, or was driving real slow in front of you on the highway might have done something like this!

But back to the point of this post. Annoyances. I thought I would search for more vintage porn and I found this clip for vintage lesbians. Go ahead, I'll wait. Just don't forget to come back and read the rest of this post...

Damn, took you long enough! So what was I saying again? Oh yeah....THIS IS NOT VINTAGE!! Retro, maybe, but it's not vintage! Sure, it may have been made many years ago, but it's in color for Christ's sake! So let this be a lesson here...removing the audio track and showing grainy color footage of porn is just bad porn. I don't care how good the action was, if you don't get the whole picture, you are just missing out. Vintage porn is black and white and from a by-gone era. This clip here is vintage. And so is this one. Yes, it might still be grainy...but you have to look at it with a new appreciation. Not for its face value, of course. But for the way these pioneers laid the groundwork and didn't give a damn about what some busybody might think. Well, I know what I think...




Save the porn, Save the world...

In the Mood

Know what its like when you find yourself totally in synch with someone? Know what its like to be in a relatively new relationship with someone and you've just spent a week and a half with them and then suddenly you find yourself back home, away from them again?

Yeah, me too.

I miss her. I came back from Indiana on Thursday morning and I am moving there in a little over two weeks (assuming MU's human resources gets their act together) yet my body is wanting to know what happened to all those wonderful sensations I was feeling when I was lying next to her. To be able to roll over and put my around her and for her to do the same. Snuggled up close to me as we drift off to sleep, feeling her breasts against my back and her breath on my neck and shoulder.

I know, some of you are thinking TMI, right? Well, you knew the risks when you came in here, didn't you?

You didn't? Oops...My bad. Well now you do. Coming in here is kinda like knocking on my door at 2am. Chances are you're going to see someone naked. And that's kinda what I'm doing now. Baring myself to you, opening up and telling you what's on my mind.

And yes, I'm naked.

And horny. Might as well throw the whole package out there while we're at it.

Save the blogger, save the world...

Streakers in Love

Let me guess...couples that streak together, stay together??

Welcome to my Dark Side - Have some milk and cookies!

Its been mentioned to me a few times lately that a some folks are having a difficult time understanding why I include adult related material here. (Read: ads, links, etc..)

It's simple really. I write erotic fiction. I wrote the book that I keep pushing on nearly every site I run. The book called The Erotic Adventures of Steve and Brooke. I'm quite proud of my efforts in putting that book together and getting it published. I know its not for everyone, and thats fine. But I can promise you that there are a LOT of people in this country who like to read erotica. I've been emailed by many many people who have enjoyed my "dirty mind" and have gone out and done some of the things I've written about. If you don't like that sort of thing, I apologize, but I will not be removing it from my site.

As for the adult site ad over in the left hand column for SugarDVD and the Erotic Adventures store...those are sites that I run and am an affilliate with. So yes, I will promote them. Not many places I can promote those, so I'm going to take advantage where ever I can. Again, you don't have to shop there if that's not your cup of tea. But if it is, I say check it out.

One thing that you'll learn about me as we go along, is that I am a bit of a perv. Not a full-fledged one mind you - I still haven't received my membership card and I haven't been to very many of the meetings. But I will be the first to say that I enjoy my naked time. I'm also a voyeur. If you want to flash me, I'll likely take a look. If you want to see what I'm packin' (whatever reason you might have escapes me), just ask. But as the old saying goes, you show me yours and I'll show you mine. And I prefer the "amateurs" - real people - over professional models anytime.

I like to watch pornographic movies. I like to read sexy stories. I don't care much for today's porn - give me the movies from the 70's & 80's any day. I don't do cyber sex and I don't do phone sex. I've ruined far too many keyboards and telephones in my day.... (oops...tmi?)

So now you know my dark side. Hopefully you'll continue to come around though. I want you to know that that sort of material does not monopolize the postings here at The Evil Twin Experience. But it will rear its head from time to time...