It occurs to me that now that I am posting here on Blogger as well as my space, I may have a whole new audience. Its very likely that some of you reading me now have never read my MySpace posts and therefore you probably are just now beginning to get to know me. So this morning, I thought I would start off with a few "little" things that annoy me...
The Top 10 Annoyances of Scott's Evil Twin
1) Faulty internet signals! It never fails that when you start to get real busy doing something on the net, your internet browser tends to slow waaaayyyy down or freeze altogether. Yesterday, as I was putting together my blog on the Nostradamus blog, my browser froze up and I was quite certain it was going to crash and shut down before I would be able to post. Imagine my surprise when it started running again and I posted the blog without any further problems.
2) Being broke. It sucks. You hate it, I hate it. Not having enough cash to buy the things you need. Senior citizens having to choose between buying their medications, groceries, and paying for their utilities. When you decide not to buy something because you can't afford it, it should be a high ticket item, like a big screen tv. Not a bottle of soda. Or dinner at a chinese buffet. Or gasoline.
3) The cost of gasoline! My goodness, how much higher can it go? Really?? Wait, don't answer that...I'm afraid we may actually find out...
4) Traffic and link exchange sites that do NOT tell you until AFTER you've tried to set up a website for their service that they do not accept adult (or even semi-adult) sites. Doesn't matter that there isn't any actual porno pictures on the site, its still classified as adult because the subject matter is erotic.
5) Never having fresh batteries for the sex toys when you need them. Yeah, just think about that one for a while...Secretly, you agree with me, you know you do.
6) Censored boob shots on cable tv! Or any form of nudity, really. I mean, come on - if they'll show Spongebob's or Peter Griffin's ass, they can certainly flash a tit now and then...
7) Too many damn commercial breaks on American Idol elimination nights! We just had a freakin' commercial break Ryan, when the kids were doing the Ford commercial or were you not paying attention? I don't want to wait until After the Break to find out who's going home, tell me now! But I hear that next season, elimination nights are going back to 30 minutes, so that will be nice...
8) Sheet corners that won't stay tucked onto the mattress. I just can't stand to have the edge of the bedsheet rolling up around me. It makes me feel like I'm being rolled up and sealed as a snack food for the aliens...
10) Getting ready to do something and then forgetting what I was about to do. I can't tell you how many times I have opened up a web browser and then forgotten what website I was about to go visit. Or how many times I've walked into a room to start looking for something and then forgetting what I came in there for in the first place. I can't tell you, because I forget.
11) Missing numbers on survey questions. My goodness, if you're going to delete a question from the survey, why don't you just remove all the numbers as well? Otherwise you just look like an idiot. Hey wait a minute...what the hell happened to number 9 above? Oh well....
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